Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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