quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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