...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
3 2 1 whiskey
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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