I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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