God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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