Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've blown a few things in my day
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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