I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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