you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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