Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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