this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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