Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Sext me about skeletons
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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