So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
a search helicopter?!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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