I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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