its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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