Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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