That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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