He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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