How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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