Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Randomize
