I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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