i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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