she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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