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I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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