please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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