you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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