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(949): View more from California

Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone

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(360): View more from Washington

we are all sexual creatures

(951): View more from California

yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.

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(813): View more from Florida

Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.

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(571): View more from Virginia

I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.

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(914): View more from New York

When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while

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(706): View more from Georgia

I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds

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(703): View more from Virginia

i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am

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