I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You can make out without kissing
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