at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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