As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
did i walk over a car last night?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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