i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I look excited, but its just a facade.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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