Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
wow bdsm is so cute
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
