If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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