Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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