You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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