What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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