We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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