hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
