you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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