he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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