Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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