I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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