About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
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Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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