walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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