can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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