I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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