I think i peed on brittanys purse
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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