Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Who did Billy Mays play for?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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