I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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