Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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