maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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