used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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