She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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