Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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