I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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